"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women, and I am neither one."

- Greek saying

“He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man”

- William Shakespeare Much Ado about Nothing

There was an old man with a beard,
who said, 'It is just as I feared! -
Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!

-Edward Lear

"When it is dark enough, you can see the stars."

-Charles Austin Beard

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